February 22, 2007
In Church?

An elderly couple was attending church services…

About halfway through the service, she leans over and says to her husband, “I just let out a silent fart - what do you think I should do?”

He replies,

” Put a new battery in your hearing aid.” (Thanks, Judy!)

Filed under: Funny!,
Run batted in by BillH at 10:22 am |

2 Comments

  • whistler said:  
    (On February 22nd, 2007 at 4:25 pm)

    farting in church??

    Been there done that..

  • pete aldin said:  
    (On March 2nd, 2007 at 1:31 am)

    Oh yeah. Like my kids’ favourite joke of the moment:

    Q. Why do farts smell?
    A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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