Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”

The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?”

Peter said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”

“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”

Little Johnny replies, “I would say: ”

“Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner.”

The teacher fainted…… (Thanks, Judy!)

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  • Chao Xu said:  
    (On January 27th, 2007 at 11:03 pm)

    Is this original? that’s great… I’m going to use it next time I go out :)

  • BillH said:  
    (On January 28th, 2007 at 9:08 pm)

    It’s not original; I got it as an email joke from Judy!

  
     
     
 

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