Well, the blond jokes anyway. (I’ve got a “Canonical List of Blond Jokes” text file I gleaned a few years ago that is over 60K and has nearly a thousand of them.) For those of you easily offended, you can skip this post; for the rest of us who can enjoy a laugh and realize that it’s just for fun with no harm intended:
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ”Lovers’ Cove” where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
”NO!” yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn’t ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
”NO!” the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
”Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?” asked the guy.
”For the last time, NO!” said the blonde.
Frustrated, the guy asked, ”Well, why the hell not?”
The blonde looked at him and said, ”Because I wanna stay up here with you.”
