The Fatherhood Cycle

In the wee hours of the morning AFTER Father’s Day, I’m checking my email and see this gem from Ron. The Fatherhood Cycle judged by the age of the son:

  • 4 years: “My Daddy can do anything.”
  • 7 years: “My Dad knows a lot, a whole lot.”
  • 12 years: “Oh, well, naturally - Father doesn’t know that either.”
  • 14 years: “Father? Hopelessly old-fashioned.”
  • 21 years: “Oh, that man is so out-of-date. What did you expect?”
  • 30 years: “He knows a little bit about it - but not much.”
  • 35 years: “Maybe we ought to find out what Dad thinks.”
  • 40 years: “Let’s ask Dad what he would do before we make a decision.”
  • 45 years: “I wonder what Dad would have thought about that? He was pretty smart.”
  • 55 years: “My Dad knew absolutely everything.”
  • 65 years: “I’d give anything if Dad were here so I could talk this over with him. I really miss that man.”
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  • Joel said:  
    (On June 22nd, 2006 at 11:49 pm)

    That reminds me of a quote from Mark Twain:

    “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

 
     
     
 

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