It’s been too long since I’ve last done Are you more…

01) A harsher critic of others or a harsher critic of yourself?
I am a harsher critic of myself than others.

02) One who thinks stealing is the bigger sin or one who thinks lying is the bigger sin?
I think stealing is a bigger sin. Being in IT support I lie all the time. You know: “Yes sir, the server will be back up in about 5 minutes….”

03) Fond of crayons for colouring or fond of paint for colouring?
Crayons. I’m not sophisticated enough for paint.

04) Someone who thinks they have all the tools they could need or someone who thinks you barely have the minimum number of tools to get by?
Barely the minimum. Can you actually HAVE too many tools? I don’t think so. I want as many tools as Norm Abram. That guy has more money spent on clamps than I have spent on all my tools!

05) McDonald’s or Burger King?
Man, this question is like asking if I prefer to eat catshit or dogshit! I want what’s behind the curtain, Monty!

06) Obsessive compulsive or whatever happens, happens?
I can get into OCD spells, but generally I’m a “whatevahhh” kind of person.

07) One who enjoys the company of small children (playing with blocks) or one who enjoys the company of senior citizens (playing bridge)?
I love playing with small children. They seem to view me as the Jolly Green Giant or something.

08) Someone who will vacuum-seal food before putting it in the freezer or someone who will just put it in the freezer?
Just toss it in the freezer; it isn’t going to be there THAT long anyway. There’s nothing in our freezer that’s been there more than a couple of months anyway.

09) More proud of your belches or more proud of your flatulence?
BOTH! And why not? They are magnificent! Hey! I’m a guy!

10) Possessed of a soothing voice or possessed or an order-barking voice?
Somewhere in the middle. I had to learn an order-barking voice back when I was a basketball coach, but generally I have a soothing voice - it’s definitely an asset in phone tech support.