The pre-Thanksgiving Are you more…

01) Prone to using a letter opener to open a letter or prone to using your finger to open a letter?
I don’t even own a letter opener, so it’s got to be my finger.

02) A thief or a liar?
Try not to be either, although I do lie to the telemarketers. You know, when they’re selling windows I say “I rent”. Stuff like that.

03) Sociopathic (lacking conscience) or emotionally sensitive (too much conscience)?
Probably emotionally sensitive.

04) A conformist or a gadfly?
I tend to try to fit in, even though at 6′7″ it doesn’t always work out.

05) “Low-fat eating is the way to lose weight” or “Low-carb eating is the way to lose weight”?
Lose weight? Why?

06) An orange or a potato?
Potato. Easy to skin and delicious with toppings; kind of plain by myself.

07) Attracted to younger men/women than yourself or attracted to older men/women than yourself?
If I think they have “it” I don’t really care about the age. I’ve seen women who are in their 70’s with “it” and I’ve seen teenagers with “it”; been attracted to both.

08) A pervert or a prude?
Somewhere in the middle. I’m not an extreme of either.

09) A Star Trek fan or a Star Wars fan?
Star Trek. The ORIGINAL Star Trek. Captain Kirk will be born about 25 miles from where I live. Jar Jar Binks really turned me off on Star Wars.

10) Good at listening to someone or bad at listening to someone?
Since I work phone support, I’d say I’m pretty good at listening. My wife, however, has a different take on that!