I missed it last week; Deltus got it up a bit late and I didn’t take the time to go back afterwards. Oh well. Onward with Are you more…

01) A ’sitting in a chair’ television watcher or a ‘laying on a couch’ television watcher?
I’ll do either. I usually sit at the end of the futon/couch that we have in the family room. However, I will lay down and watch TV late at night. (I even have been known to fall asleep watching TV while laying down!)

02) One who thinks the concept of masturbation should be taught in schools (bonus: what grade?) or one who thinks the concept of masturbation shouldn’t be taught in schools?
I don’t think it should be taught in school. While I’m not against masturbation (God knows I did that enough as a teen) I don’t think school is the place for ANY sex education. If your child gets their sex education at school, then I believe you are a bad parent. Sex education HAS to be taught with morality and the parents are the only ones who should be teaching their kids morality.

03) A lottery player or a lottery abstainer?
Lottery abstainer. I believe what Thomas Jefferson is credited with saying: “The lottery is a wonderful thing; it’s a tax on the willing.”

04) One who drinks pop/soda/cola on occasion or one who completely avoids pop/soda/cola?
Occasion? How about drink of choice? Well, other than Killian’s; but I can’t drink Killian’s at work!

05) Welcoming the arrival of cooler weather or dreading the arrival of cooler weather?
Welcoming it. I love autumn. I think it’s the best time of year. Football is in mid-season, baseball is in the World Series, basketball is in pre-season, the days are warm and the nights are cool; and I really like the “turning of the leaves”.

06) Decadent or humble?
As the song says “Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble; when you’re perfect in every way!” But I’m still humble.

07) One who will only fart in a bathroom when in public or one who will fart wherever in public if you think you can get away with it?
For me gaseous expectoration from the anal orifice (farting) is something that happens all the time. I usually hold it until I’m in the bathroom or alone, but I can let an SBD fly at pretty much any time.

08) Ambitious or comfortable?
I’m pretty comfortable now. I used to be ambitious when I was younger. I think as you get older you get less ambitious and more comfortable.

09) Georgie Porgie (of pudding and pie fame) or Little Jack Horner (of corner-sitting fame)?
Jack Horner (and NOT this Jack Horner) because Georgie Porgie kissed the girls and made them cry. I don’t kiss that many girls (only 1 for quite a while now).

10) An Oprah lover or an Oprah hater?
Even worse, an Oprah indifferent. I could care less about Oprah and all her shows/millions.