Saw this on Mikey’s site who got it from Girl who got it from…. well, anyway, here it is. All about me:

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
   Who to choose from? Andy Warhol, Michelle Yeoh, Kevin Mitnick, Geri Halliwell and Asia Carrera were all born on the same day as me.
2. Where was your first kiss?
   Non family member? I was in sixth grade and did it as a dare on the playground at school. Oh yeah, I didn’t hear the end of that one.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?
   No, not seriously. But I have done a lot of ‘TP’ing in my day!
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
   Well, I’ve spanked my daughter if that counts.
5. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
   Yeah; I was in choir in school.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
   TITS! No, seriously, their eyes. They have been called the ‘window to the soul’ and when a gal has lively eyes it’s hot.
7. What really turns you on?
   TITS! Well, not really. To me it’s got more to do with WHO she is than her goods. If she is confident and intelligent without being stuck on herself, that gets my blood boiling.
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
   Not a damn thing. I don’t drink coffee and besides, the nearest Starbucks is about 35 miles away.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
   Spending some years teaching. I liked it in the beginning but later it became an albatross on my neck.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
    Only if you call playing basketball and getting so sore the next few days hurting yourself.
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
    I like watching ‘chick flicks’.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
    Nope.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
    Of course. I loves me some Tom and Jerry cartoons - they are the best. Also, I watch Disney every so often.
14. Did you have braces?
    No, but I probably should have.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
    I’ve grown to be comfortable with it (pun intended). I’m 6′7″ and when you are that tall, weigh about 160 pounds and all your friends are 5′11″ (my situation in high school) you get VERY self conscious about your height.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
    When KC organized a semi-surprise party. No one had ever done that for me before and she did it all for me. (Yes, I DID marry the best woman in the world)
17. When do you know it’s love?
    Well, it took me about an hour. After I’d talked with KC for an hour I knew it. That was 31 years ago; we’ve been married 27 of those years and I’m still hopelessly in love with her.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
    I know enough Spanish to get myself into trouble.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
    What for? When I’m in the sun, I tan; I very rarely burn. Why pay for something I can get for free with no effort?
20. What magazines do you read?
    On-line I read a lot of tech magazines. In print I usually stick to The Sporting News or Sports Illustrated, but not regularly.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
    Lots of times, but I’ve never paid for it.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
    Yeah, of course. You don’t get to be 49 without that happening.
23. Do you watch mtv?
    I haven’t watched it since they quit playing music videos.
24. What’s something that really annoys you?
    Geez, ya want a list? How about bad parking, drivers that don’t use common sense, overt stupidity and bad manners for a few.
25. What’s something you really like?
    Chocolate, eating, sex, basketball, softball, fellowship.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
    When he did ‘Off The Wall’ and later ‘Thriller’ he was great. Once he went into the ‘turning white’ funk where he had all the surgery and such he just was too far out there.
27. Can you dance?
    I think I can dance after I’ve had too much to drink. To paraphrase a movie: white men can’t dance.
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
    I pulled a lot of ‘all-nighters’ in college. I’m not sure why, but about once or twice a year I stay up all night for no reason at all.
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
    Not in an ambulance, but I have been driven to the emergency room at high speed.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
    Of course. How do you think I end up putting one on my site?