It’s Wednesday so off we go with Are you more…
01) One who would prefer no rain even if it meant a drought or one who would prefer rain even if it went on for a month without stopping to save the crops?
I prefer the rain; have you ever noticed how wonderful it smells after a rain storm? Of course if I had “my druthers” I’d prefer to have an optimal amount of rain each night, say from 3am to 4am. Then everybody would be happy.
02) Someone who mows their lawn like clockwork or someone who dreads cutting their lawn and sometimes skips a week?
There are worse things than mowing the lawn (you know, like testicles in a vise), but it’s a short list. I HATE mowing yard.
03) Good looking or a fun person to know?
You’d have to be pretty warped (or pretty blind) to think I’m good looking, so I MUST be a fun person to know!!
04) Likely to sit by the phone and wait for him/her to call even if they’re not nice to you or likely to cut them lose as soon as he/she proves to be insensitive to your feelings?
Geez, this sounds like a dating question and I haven’t done the date scene for so long I don’t know how I’d answer this question.
05) A hooker with a heart of gold or a school marm with a heart of stone?
Hooker with a heart of gold. Prim and proper means nothing if there is no caring.
06) One who sets out a jack-o-lantern and that’s it for Halloween or one who gets dressed up and does up the house because your just LOVE Halloween?
I LOVE Halloween. I was the one who took the kids trick or treating. I am the one who STILL gets dressed up and waits for kids to ring the bell now. It’s GREAT!
07) Likely to punish/chastise a child doing bad things even though they’re not yours or likely to not say anything because they’re not yours and you don’t relish the thought of getting sued?
It used to be that I’d say something to the kids when they were acting up. Any more, with society as sue-happy as it is, I just ignore such things and move along.
08) A person who does the swan dive off the diving board or a person who does the cannonball/jack-knife/ass-cracker off the diving board?
I’m definitely a cannonball man. The swan dive is for those who are elegant.
09) One who enjoys playing golf or one who enjoys going bowling?
I enjoy both (not at the same time, silly!), with the right people. Of course, the last time I really screwed up my knee I was bowling. Yeah, that’s right, BOWLING! I play basketball, softball and such and i hurt my knee BOWLING. Still, it’s fun.
10) On Tom Cruise’s side of the post-partum-depression medication fiasco or on Brooke Shields’ side of the post-partum-depression medication fiasco?
I’m definitely on Brooke’s side. How the hell can you be on that moron Tom Cruise’s side? âYou donât know the history of psychiatry. I do.â Yeah, Tom; right. Whatever. Get over yourself. I’m not trying to nail my Christian shoes on you; you keep your scientology shoes away from me. And while you’re at it STFU.