So I missed last week’s Are You More, but we’re back strong this week!

01) A super-duper deluxe home theatre that costs $10,000 is a beautiful thing or a super-duper deluxe home theatre that costs $10,000 is a waste of money?
Waste of money? Are you kidding?! Heck, with a $10,000 home theatre system, you can charge people to watch movies and/or ball games and make that back quick!!

02) A fan of calypso music or a hater of calypso music?
How about indifferent to calypso music?

03) Regular milk chocolate M&Ms or the new dark chocolate M&Ms?
Oh my God! I had the new dark M&M’s just this week and I’m switching!!

04) “Don’t squeeze the Charmin” or “You’re soaking in it”?
Madge is easier to look at than Mr. Whipple. I mean really, who wants to look at an old man with glasses halfway off his nose?

05) Autobot or Decepticon?
Autobot, a part of the Matrix of Leadership, holder of knowledge and wisdom.

06) Lion Voltron or Vehicle Voltron?
Vehicle Voltron; when in doubt go with the original.

07) Port or Starboard?
Starboard — I’m a right hander!

08) Likely to take a cruise for a vacation or likely to fly somewhere for a vacation?
Judging by my recent posts and my experience, I’d say I’d rather fly somewhere for a vacation. The cruise ship thing doesn’t really sound appealing to me. Now a beach…. THAT’S the way to go!

09) Apt to think you’re the greatest thing to happen to your spouse/partner or apt to think your spouse/partner is the greatest thing to happen to you?
I know beyond the shadow of a doubt that my spouse is the greatest thing to happen to me. (No; she didn’t tell me to say that, either!!)

10) Likely to get flustered when somebody important/famous is around or likely to not act much differently when somebody important/famous is around?
Not act much differently. I guess if I can make small talk with the CEO and President of the company I work for (a $2+ billion company) while watching his son play baseball against my nephew I’m not acting much differently.