The following are bumper stickers I saw today in our parking lot when returning from lunch. For some reason they tickled my “funny bone” today.

• I get it now…. I did something bad and this is hell.
• I’m not speeding…. I’m QUALIFYING.
• If God isn’t a Comet fan, why is the sky blue and white? (The Comets are a local high school team whose colors are blue and white)
• When did I say you could be in charge?
• Keep honking while you can… I’m reloading.
• Hang up and DRIVE (along with a picture of a cell phone)