Here it is Wednesday, ALREADY! Off we go to Are you more…

01) Hip-hop culture or hippie culture?
Two lousy choices, but the lesser of two evils is the hippie culture. I still don’t understand a lot about the hip-hop… I mean, REALLY: Pull up your pants, you look really stupid.

02) Likely to laugh the laugh of the wicked or weep the weep of the pure-hearted?
I’d much rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!

03) A punisher of bad behaviour or a rewarder of good behaviour?
As a parent I tried to do both. However, it is easier to reward good behavior than punish bad.

04) Ravioli in a can or chicken soup in a can?
Ravioli in a can. I make a kick-ass chicken soup!

05) Styrofoam is best for packing material or bubble wrap is best for packing material?
Bubble wrap of course; it’s the adult pacifier. It’s also called popper wrap!

06) A big baby when you’re really sick or a plucky little soldier when you’re really sick?
Kind of a combination. I pretty much go into my shell when I’m sick. Kind of “Leave me alone, dammit! I’ll get over it!”

07) A confronter or an after-the-fact seether?
After-the-fact seether. I’ve never been real good in head-to-head confrontation.

08) An eater of good pizza or an eater of good steak?
BOTH! I even like steak pizza!

09) A person who has seen a UFO/non-human-piloted craft or a person who’s never seen such a thing?
I’ve never seen such a thing, but I do believe they are out there.

10) A wearer of fine, silky-feeling stuff or a wearer of comfy, fleece-feeling stuff?
This time of year it’s the comfy, fleece-feeling stuff. During the summer its the silky-feeling stuff. Gotta stay warm in the winter, ya know?